(Go) i won't save no bitch, I'm not Mario
Greedy with them chips, call me Wario
Punch a nigga like Lucario
Poppin' pills, Dr mario
Cracking barrels just like Donkey Kong
With my nigga like Diddy Kong
Diamond drip, just like Link
Your boy, he's a twink
Samus with the cannon
While you're busy dash dancing
That girl is like Yoshi cause
She's gotta long tongue
Girl's like Kirby cause she eats
It all for lunch (Hi)

I'ma crash a car like an Arwing
Feel like Pikachu, I got shocked by lightning
Niggas run away like Luigi
Meta Knight you can't see me
Mr game & Watch cause I'm
Hopping out the screen
Working with the blocks like Minecraft Steve
Pull up with a bat like Ness
If you touch my lean
Falcon Punch a bitch then I run off in my car
Jigglypuff, I'm tired bitch
I'm sleeping off a bar

Wanna cute bitch like Peach, shoutout Daisy
Call me 'Young Bowser'
Cause a nigga goin' crazy
I got the ice and I've
Been really climbing up lately
My girl isn't Zelda
You can't kidnap my baby
Goth hoes hurting themselves just like Pichu
Niggas switch to Falco
Cause they mad that I beat you
Got mad bitches like I'm Marth
And I'm from Hubbard Park feeling like Roy
Cause I get this bitch started

Wanna be Lucina
Cause you look just like my clone
Young Link, I'm sippin' up a four
So slow off the drink, I feel like Ganondorf
I'll put this on YouTube
Rare just like Mewtwo
Feels just like I'm Chrom
Cause you forgot I was in the game
But I'm rushing in like Pit
With my fucking switchblade
Hiding in the shadows
Feeling like I'm Snake
Cool just like Lucas
But I don't wanna run away
When things don't go my way
I wanna swing my blade like Ike
Use all my Pokémon to rob you for your Nikes
Run away like Sonic, run away with the pints

Gotta big hammer, King Dedede
Like Olimar, niggas follow me
Laser on the gun, feel like ROB
Wii Fit Trainer go back and do your job
Toon Link, but I'm not animated
Riding in a spaceship like Wolf
I think I made it
Just like Villager, got a new house
Bayonetta with the gun
Shoot you in the mouth
Keep evolving like Mega Man
Rosalina, I'm off this planet

Niggas' wanna Little Mac me
And chargin' shit
Niggas' wanna hang like Greninja
But no you aren't my nigga
Niggas always wanna change up like Shulk
Wanna be like Palutena, wearing gold
Feeling like Pac Man, cause I don't get old
Duck Hunt Dog how I shoot for the goal
AK-47 on my shoulder like a Banjo
Feel like Bowser Jr
Driving something I can't handle

King K rool, cause a nigga's really loud
Feel like Cloud, cause I'm puffing on clouds
Alright I just named like
Sixty characters yeah