For my Birthday
I want an alligator
I don't see the problem with that
Mom says
There's not a chance you're getting a baseball hat

Everyone has a dog
If they don't they have a cat
I want something different
What's wrong with that?

For my Birthday
I want a tiger
I changed my mind last night
My dad says
They house is too small
Keeping it isn't right

Everyone has a dog
If they don't they have a cat
I want something different
What's wrong with that?

For my Birthday
I want a koala bear
We can put it in our yard
Grandma says
Don't hold your breath
I'm giving you a card

Everyone has a dog
If they don't they have a cat
I want something different
What's wrong with that?

For my birthday
I finally got a pet but it wasn't what I asked for
It's an elephant!
Ahh what a bore

Everyone has a dog
If they don't they have a cat
I want something different
What's wrong with that?