Mark BeWilder what a guy
Lives in a teapot I don't know why
Too Small? Not at all

First Bonnie bongo knocked on his spout
Won't you please come out?
Not today I'm making some tea
But won't you come in and please join me

Mark BeWilder what a guy
Lives in a teapot I don't know why
Too Small? Not at all

Then Tommy trumpet knocked on his spout
Won't you please come out?
Not today I'm making some tea
But won't you come in and please join me

Mark BeWilder what a guy
Lives in a teapot I don't know why
Too Small? Not at all

Then Val violin knocked on his spout
Won't you please come out?
Not today I'm making some tea
But won't you come in and please join me

Mark BeWilder what a guy
Lives in a teapot I don't know why
Too Small? Not at all

Then Peter piano knocked on his spout
Won't you please come out?
Not today I'm making some tea
But won't you come in and please join me

Mark BeWilder what a guy
Lives in a teapot I don't know why
Too Small? Not at all

Then Kelly Kazoo knocked on his spout
Won't you please come out?
Not today I'm making some tea
But now you're all here let's have a Jamboree

Mark BeWilder what a guy
Lives in a teapot We all know why