Un deux, trois, chien!
I just got some information
That my dog has a reputation
Of being the strangest dog In the whole entire town
it's quite the situation
True fascination
Everyone who sees him can't believe.

My dog can walk and talk
His dog can walk and talk
And with a french accent says "Bow Wow"
Bow Wow"
My dog can walk and talk
His dog can walk and talk
And with a French accent says "Bow Wow
Bow Wow

He goes for a morning jaunt
To the local restaurant
He says "Bonjour Madame, je voudrais un cafe
He eats a French croissant
In a manner nonchalant
Everyone who sees him cant believe!

My dog can walk and talk
His dog can walk and talk
And with a french accent says "Bow Wow"
Bow Wow"
My dog can walk and talk
His dog can walk and talk
And with a French accent says "Bow Wow
Bow Wow

Then he strolls to the pont d'avignon.
A bridge where he dances all night long
We will never forget
This amazing pet
It's been 50 years now you see
Since he rode his bicyclette
Carrying a big baguette
People still come up and say:

My dog can walk and talk
His dog can walk and talk
And with a french accent says "Bow Wow"
Bow Wow"
My dog can walk and talk
His dog can walk and talk
And with a French accent says "Bow Wow
Bow Wow