Tape measure
Tape to the measurement
Tape measure
Tape to the measurement

Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter
If you wan enter inna mi middle center
Buddy head, it haffi big 'round di perimeter
Long like twenty-five centimeter
It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement
If it small and it likkle, then a dat me prevent
Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend
If you live inna mi hole, then you haffi pay rent

Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement

Take advice from di queen
Buddy haffi long 'til it bend, yeah, lean
When you see me bend it over, you fi put it in
Mix up e Magnum wid a likkle Spirulin' (Spirulin')
If you wan give me pleasure
Bwoy haffi walk wid a long tape measure
Cyan' fuck me if you nuh have a tape measure
Buddy length haffi long to di length tape measure (tape measure)

Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

Buddy fi more dan two-thirty millimeter
If you wan enter inna mi middle center
Buddy head, it haffi big 'round di perimeter
Long like twenty-five centimeter
It haffi long to di length a mi tape measurement
If it small and it likkle, then a dat me prevent
Long 'til it bend, beat it, make it bend
If you live inna mi hole, then you haffi pay rent

Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement

Tape measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Eight, haffi nine, haffi reach pon di ten
Buddy length haffi long to di tape measurement

Tape measurement
Tape measurement
Tape measurement
Tape measurement

Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement
Tape measure
Long to di number pon di tape measure
Tape to di measurement
Buddy haffi fit e length pon di tape measurement