Back when I was thirteen I had a crazy dream
I'd be the biggest influencer the world had seen
Eleven years later, still haven't given up hope
I'll amass more followers then the pope

I'm told to grow up, and start acting my age
how can I live without being center stage
Getting youtube views is my primary vice
if I cant get those, some weed will suffice

What content niche would be best for my brand?
I could make fun of goobers nobody can stand
Use wacky quips to make my concerns voiced
Wear a white shirt make bitches critically moist

How far would I go to get that blue check mark
Without paying eight dollars to the twitter monarch
I could hit the griddy on tik Tok, until I hit it rich
Or for a 3 day ban stream my butthole on twitch

I could give back to the helpless, like Mr. Beast
Or use my clout and money for a pussy feast
I'll get views with more speed than i show meat
I've got all this influence, others cant compete

But there's a other option maybe I could be a boxer,
Look at Logan Paul, he's making more than doctors
Not sure if that's from boxing, or pulling rugs
Not that he could have done either without his drugs

But there's a lot to like in the glory and the fame
Get a little brain damage but the views go insane
The biggest perk is the women, you never feel alone
It's not real but it's the only love you've ever known

I may be crazy but the ring girl's giving me eyes
She took me back to her room, and I got a surprise
She's licking on my neck, I've got an crazy idea
Drink a beer. Beat it up. Call me Ryan Garcia

How far would I go to get that blue check mark
Without paying eight dollars to the twitter monarch
I could hit the griddy on tik Tok, until I hit it rich
Or for a 3 day ban stream my butthole on twitch

I could give back to the helpless, like Mr. Beast
Or use my clout and money for a pussy feast
I'll get views with more speed than i show meat

Theres another option, if its content you want
I'll make an onlyfans, ive got the meat to flaunt
Unlimited bands in the top point one percent
wack it into a camera, pay my whole months rent

If you pay me enough I'll tie my meat in a knot
Spread my chocolate starfish as you take a screenshot
Expose my entire body, from head to spleen
I'll sell my used bathwater just like belle delphine

But in the midst of fame's seductive glow
I wonder, what's the true path I should follow?
Is it all about the likes and views I gain?
Or is there more to life beyond this digital domain?

Caught up in the whirlwind of trends and fame
Sometimes I smoke too much, forget my own name
Im drowning in pussy, and my contents to blame
gained a new subscriber as soon as she came

How far would I go to get that blue check mark
Without paying eight dollars to the twitter monarch
I could hit the griddy on tik Tok, until I hit it rich
Or for a 3 day ban stream my butthole on twitch

I could give back to the helpless, like Mr. Beast
Or use my clout and money for a pussy feast
I'll get views with more speed than i show meat
I've got all this influence, others cant compete

I could give back to the helpless, like Mr. Beast
Or use my clout and money for a pussy feast
I'll get views with more speed than i show meat
I've got all this influence, others cant compete