Dance

If you really wanna know how to dance
Stop listening to shitty rock bands
When you go on a trip to the city of romance
Practice taking off your pants as fast as you can

You look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon
I mean don't lean on me
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Dance like the monks (monks), dance like the punks (punks)
Dance like that shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog (dog), dance like a frog (frog)
Dance like the beauty and the beast
Whoa, whoa, we all die in the end
Whoa, whoa
Just be yourself once again, yeah, yeah

Dance like the monks

If you really wanna know how to have fun
First of all, take your hand off the gun
You don't have to go 1-on-1 against Michael Jordan
Don't be ashamed to turn around and run

You look like John Lennon taking a bite of lemon
I mean don't lean on me
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Dance like the monks (monks), dance like the punks (punks)
Dance like that shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog (dog), dance like a frog (frog)
Dance like the beauty and the beast
Whoa, whoa, we all die in the end
Whoa, whoa
Just be yourself once again
Let's dance

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four
Three, two, one, go!

Dance as you please
You are free

Dance like the monks (monks), dance like the punks (punks)
Dance like that shameless holy priest
Dance like a dog (dog), dance like a frog (frog)
Dance like the beauty and the beast
Whoa, whoa, we all die in the end
Whoa, whoa
Just be yourself once again, yeah, yeah

Dance like the monks