Let us pray
Our beer which cometh in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk I will be drunk
At home as it is in the tarven
Give us this day our daily beverage
and forgive us for our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the vodka the shots and the cocktails
For ever and ever
Bar Men