Batten up the hatches, lock your windows and your doors
The temperature is higher than it's ever been before
It's a hot tub in the harbor, they found bodies at the beach
So fill your Hydroflask and only go out if you need
It's a heat wave, in the middle of July
So be safe
Stay cool and stay inside
The water's even hotter than the sky
Start the air conditioner and fire up the fans
Close all of your curtains and cancel all your plans
Put your head inside the freezer while you grab yourself a cone
It's the best time to get naked 'cause today you're staying home
It's a heat wave, in the middle of July
Not a beach day
Stay cool and stay inside
Don't be a fool, just follow my advice
If you're dizzy, and you feel weak
Take a seat in the shade
If you're nauseous, got a headache
If you're sweating, hydrate
It's a heat wave, in the middle of July
It could be grave
So stay cool and stay inside
The water's even hotter than the sky