First date and I'm nervous and it shows
First date and I'm sweating through my clothes
I can be a bore I know, and I can't recite a joke
First date and I think I've lost all hope
Walking to the fountain, watch the water glow
The moon and the mountains and the finger lake below
I can't help to notice, she's looking at her phone
First date and I think I might die alone
Pulled up to my apartment, I was the passenger
Unbuckled my seatbelt, barely spoke a word
Opened up the door, I couldn't look at her
My lips pursed, I feared the worst
First date and she's got to high-tail it home
Her friend had one too many to drink alone
Said she's getting sick, but I can take a hint
First date but it ain't my first rodeo
First date but I've been denied before
I've seen all the signs that I won't be seeing her no more
I haven't made a move, 'cause she doesn't seem enthused
First date and we're already done I'm sure
Pulled up to my apartment, I was the passenger
Unbuckled my seatbelt, barely spoke a word
Opened up my door, I couldn't look at her
She touched me, and I turned