Me mum don't like the clothes I wear
Me dad don't like my spiky hair

Teachers at school say I'm a fool
But I say to them you're just uncool

Tell me what's it like to be old
What's it like to be old
Tell me what's it like to be old
Because you're old old old old old
You know you're old old old old old
Tell me what's it like to be old

Me mum don't like the school report
I'm sorry dad but it really wasn't my fault

Can this be here son? Can this be true?
It says you make the young girl boo hoo hoo
Boo hoo hoo

Tell me what's it like to be old
What's it like to be old
Tell me what's it like to be old
Because you're old old old old old
You know you're old old old old old
Tell me what's it like to be old

Tell me what's it like to be old
What's it like to be old
Tell me what's it like to be old
Because you're old old old old old
You know you're old old old old old
Tell me what's it like to be old

What's it like to be old
What's it like to be old
Tell me what's it like to be old
What's it like to be old
Yeah what's it like to be old
Tell me what's it like to be old

Because you're old old old old old
You know you're old old old old old
Tell me what's it like to be old
Because you're old old old old old
You know you're old old old old old
Tell me what's it like to be old