Ladies and gentlemen!
Thank you
for this honorable opportunity.
My name is Ninimo and
I'm here to protect you
all from cucumbers.
And I vow to sing this song
until the day we are
all free from cucumbers.

Give me a beat!

Situation!
Situation!
Sighting of cucumbers!
Ninimo, let's go!

Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Let's go!

Bumpy, lumpy,
green cucumbers
in my sandwich.
Chopped up cucumbers.
Excuse me, lady!

I asked for no cucumbers.
Pick them out yourself.
I can still taste them
in my sandwich!

Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Let's go!

Squishy, slippery,
slimy cucumbers.
Here, there and everywhere.
Oh, no, cucumbers!
Sandwich, salad, burgers.

Chop, chop! Over there!

Pick them out yourself.
How can I pick all of these out?

Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Leave it to me!

Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!

A cucumber situation!
Ninimo, let's go!

It tastes delicious!
Just give it a try!
Ahh!

Stop!
You're under arrest!
Ah!
It's the cucumber villain!
Help, Ninimo!

Ninimo has handled the case.
You're safe now,
don't you worry!

Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Leave it to me!

Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!
Cucumbers, nope, nope!
Cucumbers, nope!

Whether you love
or hate cucumbers,
I'll continue to fight for the day
when we can all live in peace.
Ninimo, let's go!