Bean final scene giddy up a showdon
Bean final scene giddy up a hoedown
Bean giddy up giddy for the team
Bean giddy up for the Blessed Caffeine
Go tell your mother
Go tell your father
It's  Heisenbean's 
Old Al-ma ma·ter
That's where the Showdown's
Gonna Happen
With the bad guys
And the Captain 
Captain Coffee Bean 
He has the need
To get the college kids
Off the speed
He's hoping they
Might take the hint
And get back on
A legal stimulant
Inside the classroom
Discussing Leaves of Grass
Outside the classroom
Distressers kicking ass
So it's a Showdown 
And a hoedown 
And a beat down
For these ass clowns
Energy-X 
He will vex
The poor Captain
With his hex
Dr. Decaf 
With his Wrath
Leads Sleeping Zombies 
Down his path
It was summer
Now its fall
Good guys answer
Distresser Call
In a blaze of glory
Bad guys defeated
Distresser justice 
Now completed
And all the kids
After what they've seen
Switch their drug of choice 
Back to caffeine
And all the kids
Now on the team 
Pull together 
For Captain Coffee Bean
Students throw down
Their books and folders
Put Matcha and the Captain 
On their shoulder
Screams and cheers
The mob sways and careens
Pledging their allegiance
To the Blessed Bean
Students throw down
Their books and folders
Put Matcha and the Captain 
On their shoulders
 
Screams and cheers
The mob sways and careens
Pledging their allegiance
To the Blessed Bean
Pledging their allegiance
To the Blessed Bean
To the Blessed Bean
To the Blessed Bean
To the Blessed Bean
To the Blessed Bean
To the Blessed Bean
(Blessed blessed Beana-Beana-reeno)