This ain't no fancy song
It's only three minutes long
It really has nothing to say
It's liverwurst not pat'e
I recently met a man
His head buried in the sand
I bitch slapped him with my hand
I think I made him understand
I said what about the bus you miss
He said well fuck it
Ignorance is bliss
This ain't no fancy song
Droning on for much too long
It really doesn't want or care
About the wisdom
That you want to share
I recently met a dog
Walking in the morning fog
He was lookin for a place to pee
I was thinking bout my ennui
I had no food so he could beg
So he pissed
Up and down my leg
I ain't no liar
This is Oscar Myer
High fructose
High fructose
High fructose
Corn syrup
I see that you are getting bored
When I used a minor chord
Take my hand let's get away
The institution let me out for the day
I recently wrote a song
Only three minutes long
God damnit this is the song
In seconds it will be gone
No message on its release
About love and inner peace
I ain't no liar
This is Oscar Myer