I’m an ordinary man
Doing all the things an ordinary man can
With my ordinary wife
I live a very ordinary life
Ordinary me

I drive an ordinary car
It doesn’t get me very far
To get my ordinary pay
It’s such an ordinary day
Ordinary me

And when I die, no one will weep
Nobody cares about me
Why do you treat me this way?
Is it because I’m so ordinary?

I’ve got ordinary kids
They’re already off to college
They’ve got kids of their own
They got an ordinary home
Ordinary me

I’m an ordinary old man
Grandkids come by when they can
Johnny and Julie,
We’re such an ordinary family
Ordinary me

And when I die, no one will weep
Nobody cares about me
Why do you treat me this way?
Is it because I’m so ordinary?