Hey so uhh
Just got call about some sort of 9 foot tall large footed beast
Wandering around asking for ice cream?
Hello? Ummm
Send back up?

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot is big
And bigfoot is hairy
He has stinky feet
But his first name is Larry
He knits mittens for kittens
Hot dog eating Champ
Why does he live in the forest
He just loves to camp

Ummm
We got a report of a big tall stinky furry critter calling himself Larry
Do you copy?
Hello?

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Hey Ummm
I just found like the biggest pile of tiny little mittens
Uhhh
Not really sure what to do with all of these mittens?
Hello? Hello?
Is anyone listening to me?

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot loves to camp
Hot dog eating champ
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Bigfoot loves to camp (Hello?)
Hot dog eating champ (Is anyone listening to me?)
Bigfoot not a zero
He's a Kitten mitten hero

Larry?