I want a rat, not just one but more
Three or four to not be a bore
Together in harmony, tricks galore
Gonna get rats, maybe three or four
They'll learn tricks and so much more
Living together, we will be
A rat filled fun happy family
They'll be my spies, little eyes sneaky and wise
Through tunnels they'll scurry, never shy
They can fetch me things, and run errands for me
Maybe I can even teach them to do my homework
Yes. Yes I can definitely teach them to do my homework
Yes. Yes I can definitely teach them to do my homework
A trio of rats, maybe even four
Teaching them tricks, never a chore
Living together, we will be
A rat filled fun happy family
Yes, a rat team, clever and keen
Three or four, on the scene
Tricks and games, they'll be supreme
So here's to the rat pack, my dream team
With their little paws, they'll reign supreme
My clever spies they'll be
I will send them all over the neighborhood
On missions and quests and stuff
They can fetch me things, and run errands for me
Maybe I can even teach them to do my homework
Yes. Yes I can definitely teach them to do my homework