Woke up this mornin', feelin' kinda fine, Grabbed my coffee, time to get online. But the gates of cyber world, they slammed shut again, Locked out of my email, oh where do I begin?
Tried my dog's name, my first car too, But nothin' works, I'm feelin' blue. Security questions, they don't make sense, Was it my first crush or my neighbor's fence?
Oh no, I forgot my password again, Feels like I'm stuck in password purgatory, my friend. Every single day, it's the same old pain, Why can't I remember? It's drivin' me insane!
Called up tech support, they laughed at me, Said "Buddy, you gotta write it down, you see." But my sticky notes look like a novel now, With passwords here and passwords there, holy cow!
Tried my birthday, my favorite band, But it's like deciphering hieroglyphs in sand. Every combo's wrong, I'm losin' steam, This password nightmare's killin' my dream!
Oh no, I forgot my password again, Feels like I'm stuck in password purgatory, my friend. Every single day, it's the same old pain, Why can't I remember? It's drivin' me insane!
Breakin' keyboards, throwin' mice, I've reset it once, I've reset it twice. Gonna smash this screen, take a stand, Against the tyranny of passwords, oh so grand!
Oh no, I forgot my password again, Feels like I'm stuck in password purgatory, my friend. Every single day, it's the same old pain, Why can't I remember? It's drivin' me insane!
So here's to the day when passwords die, And we log in with just a wink of an eye. Until then, I'll suffer through, Forgot my password, yes it's true! Forgot my password, and I'm feelin' blue!