I think I had a nightmare
My hands were made of cheese
I grew another kneecap on my
Leg each time I sneezed
My feet were baked potatoes
My arms were candy canes
I had this weird sensation I had
Hot sauce in my veins

Wait a minute, is this for real?
Here comes my dad, he looks normal
Oh my God, he has my journal!

Dream or nightmare? Nightmare or dream?
So disorienting, who knows what they mean?
Dream or nightmare? Nightmare or dream?
In one we slumber, in one we scream!

Once I had this crazy dream I
Was a huge rock star
My biggest psycho fan was
Trapped inside my guitar
It was a little monster who
Kept banging on a drum
The worst part was it tried to bite
My hand each time I strummed

Wait a minute, how could all of this be true?
There goes my dog doing something very bad
Oh my gosh, he's walking my dad!

Dream or nightmare? Nightmare or dream?
So disorienting, who knows what they mean?
Dream or nightmare? Nightmare or dream?
In one we slumber, in one we scream!