Aw, think we can handle it? Definitely

If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Can't wait to wake up to a gentle puppy kiss
Strollin' round the neighborhood
Nothin' better than this
Everyone gonna be jealous when they see
Him doin' tricks like magic
Sit, stay, uh, wait, hey!
Every moment's bliss ugh

If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I'll know what he likes to eat
Got the table set (No, no)
I'll be dressin' up with my new best friend
And if it gets a little dirty
I'll shampoo him 'til he purty
(Mm, ah, eh, isn't he the best?)

If I had a dog
Wouldn't life be awesome with a dog?
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo

If I had a human, my life would be sick
Chewin' on they shoes, I eat what I wish
Jumpin' on beds, straight-up breakin' the law
Got everybody wrapped around my paw
Have my friends over for
A squirrel chase party
Rippin' up the sofa with Shiloh and Sparky
This is my house, I run the place
Get away with anything with my puppy dog face
(Face, face)

If I had a dog wouldn't life be
But they're so cute yup