You don’t remember my birthday
or where we went on our first date
u didn’t text me after the earthquake
never asked if i’m okay

i ended up with the wrong one
and i think that i know the problem
i should’ve gone with the other option
it’s not too late to call

there’s someone else who looks just like you
can’t help but notice how he looks at me

in one ear
and out the other
finally showed me
your true colors
laying with me
while u still love her

damn i should’ve fucked your brother

i think i
still have his number
why be with you
when there’s another
laying with me
while u still love her

damn i should’ve fucked your brother

you were nothing more than a mistake all
those days the time that i wasted
the only thing i liked was ur face and

let’s face it

i know you’re the same height
but he’s got a couple inches on u
maybe u shoulda played nice
cuz now who knows what i’m gonna do

i think i’m gonna fuck your brother
if i got time i’ll fuck your mother
boy ain’t that a motherfucker