“Well here we are, it’s the championship game. There are two seconds left on the clock, and it looks like it’s going to all fall on the shoulders of this one man.”

You’ve been training your whole life for this day
Don’t let this stadium of people take your focus away
It’s all come down to this one play
Whoa, whoa HEY!

This is the moment you’ve been waiting for
One more win could open every door
It’s all on you we really want you to score
Whoa, whoa…so…

DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP!
DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP, FUCK IT UP!!!

Can you believe how many people are here
You must be filled with so much doubt and fear
No big deal, it’s just your life and career SO

DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP!
DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP, DON’T FUCK IT UP
DON’T FUCK IT UP!

Ok, here it is, my big moment. Everyone’s counting on me.
Focus. Focus. This is for you, dad, I love you. Here we go!

…Whoops.

YOU FUCKED IT UP, YOU FUCKED IT UP
YOU FUCKED IT UP, YOU FUCKED IT UP
YOU FUCKED IT UP!

I’m bad at sports!

YOU FUCKED IT UP, YOU FUCKED IT UP
YOU FUCKED IT UP, YOU FUCKED IT UP,
YOU FUCKED IT UP, FUCKED IT UP!!!

Nice!