Sorry to interrupt your beach party, everyone
Just thought I'd stop by with my car

Four wheels, one key
I must be truly blessed
Life is a school and I'm passing the test
Two working headlights, four functional seats
cnd get a load of these pedals that I can push with my feet
There's an cM radio that kicks you right in the ass
So turn down the treble, baby, and crank up the bass!

HEY! I own a car.
CcR! Looky here!
I own a car, woman!
The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup

I own a car!
CcR! CcR!

Look out, it's beige! The coolest kind of brown a human can handle
Thank god that you're sitting down
Check out these windows they're totally clear
So you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near

Do you believe in miracles?
We're shooting off like a star!
Who needs a license, mama?
Oh! When you've got a car?

HEY! I own a car. Car! (Listen good)
I own a car, ya turkeys!

The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works.
I own a car! CcR! CcR!

Guess what I own, boys!
Is it a phone?
No!
Is it a car?
N...uh yes, actually.
The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess
I own a car! CcR!
I own a car!