My mama once told me of a place
With waterfalls and unicorns flying
Where there was no suffering, no pain
Where there was laughter instead of dying
I always thought she'd made it up
To comfort me in times of pain
But now I know that place is real
Now I know it's name
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

Not just a story mama told
But a village in Ooh-Tah
Where the roofs are thatched with gold
If I could let myself believe
I know just where I'd be
Right on the next bus to paradise
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

I can imagine what it must be like
This perfect, happy place
I'll bet the goat-meat there is plentiful
And they have vitamin injections by the case
The war-lords there are friendly
They help you cross the street
And there's a Red Cross on every corner
With all the flour you can eat
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

The most perfect place on Earth
The flies don't bite your eyeballs
And human life has worth
It isn't a place of fairytales
It's as real as it can be
A land where evil doesn't exist
Sal Tlay Ka Siti

And I'll bet the people are open minded
And don't care who you've been
And all I hope is that when I find it
I'm able to fit in
Will I fit in?
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
A land of hope and joy
And if I want to get there
I just have to follow that white boy

You were right, mama
You didn't lie
The place is real
And I'm gonna fly
I'm on my way
Soon life won't be so shitty
Now salvation has a name
Sal Tlay Ka Siti