(Verse)

I'm doing circus acts with my fucking eyes closed
I juggle chainsaws while I'm walking on a tightrope
My head spinning like it's Taz in a cyclone
Internet thugs get smacked up with a iPhone
Pictures in the mirror only time you use a rifle
I got clowns doing drive by's on unicycles
Falling victim to this motherfucking vicious cycle
Happy through the day but by night fall I'm suicidal
I'm like the final boss
Cross me it's game over
So charismatic that my charm
Could even tame a cobra
Like an eskimo's bones i'm giving cold shoulders
Ran out of weed and found a nug in the cup holder
Use acrobats through obstacles I hurdle fast
I'm the shit I think somebody need to burn a match
You wanna see me fall off
Well, don't hold your breath
Not even on a motorcycle in the globe of death
I'll crack a geode
Then I'll pawn it off as crystal meth
Im sober at the bar french inhaling cigarettes
Forgot a basketball
& had to use a severed head
Took a jump a jump shot
And then I splattered blood on the net
I could sell gasoline to an E bike or even
Vegetables to tricker treaters halloween night
I'm the type to break your arm
& sign your cast after
I'm a solo act & the shows ringmaster
Too many options make it hard to decide
I'm about as unstable as a carnival ride
Son of a gun, came out waving a nine
Should be taking my time
But i'm too eager fly
My self esteem like kerosene I'm fire breathing
Been through hell & back
& all i had was minor bleeding
Bipolar was my recent diagnosis
Stare into this stopwatch and fall into hypnosis

(Chorus)

I believe that we reached a conclusion
I'm the real deal you's an optical illusion
Endless supply of tricks up my sleeve
When I snap my fingers you'll remember nothing
Promise y'all there's no need to fear
Take a good look in the funhouse mirror
Gather round y'all & witness history
Go & grab your tickets to the Hall of Infamy

(Repeat x2)"