Come seat yourself down on the floor
Come take your fill, but you still want more
Of freshly squeezed bile that's statically charged
Chav entertainment of boredom enlarged, boredom enlarged

It's treading on eggshells but we shouldn't intend
To establish the truth in case we offend
Another minority with radical view
Who throw out their toys and aim them at you
They aim at them at you

Many true words are spoken in jest
But it's virtual banality at it's cynical best
We all have have view that we cannot express
For fear of offending the majority interest
Oh how I wish they were deaf

Knee-jerk reaction design to impress
In large column inches in our gutter press
Jumping on bandwagons driven by fools
Common sense barren and testing the rules
Their bending the rules

Many true words are spoken in jest
But it's virtual banality at it's cynical best
We all have have view that we cannot express
For fear of offending the majority interest
Oh how I wish they were deaf

So keep on bitching but don't you complain
When ID cards schemes are soon raised again
It's so Big Brother you want so Big Brother you'll get
Though not through TV screens but restrictions instead
We'll be better off dead

Many true words are spoken in jest
But it's virtual banality at it's cynical best
We all have have view that we cannot express
For fear of offending the majority interest
For fear, for fear, for fear of offending the majority
Oh how I wish you were deaf
I wish you were deaf
I wish you were deaf
I wish you were deaf