I've been working away across the water
I couldn't say I liked it
But then it wasn't quite Gibralta
My friends say I'm crazy
Man that place you went it's lovely
Well that's as maybe
But man you didn't see the looks they gave me
Oh yeah

Now I have a petite problem
Slowly blossoming to a big one
You won't believe when I tell ya
But it's become my grande dilemma
When I was hanging out there
I went and got myself involved with
A local lovely gorgeous girly
And man I think she really digs me
Oh yeah

The first time I saw her
She was working as a waitress
She came to take my order
That's when I knew I had to have her
But I have a petite problem
Can't let it grow into a big one
The girl she just can't understand me
Fear not I won't let it deter me
Oh no

And now I've returned home feel like a stranger in my own town
What the Hell did I come back for?
I can't recall I must be mental
I think I'll write a letter and say I'm aways think of her
I pray to God the girls believes me
If I stay here I will go loopy
Oh yeah!