I'm not fucking you 'Less I'm drunk as you
That'd be my excuse i can tell my crew
'Cause the body's hot but the face is wrong
So they gon' clown on me all night long

So I take a shot take another shot
Never drinkin' up 'Till her face is hot
Till I can't no more system overload
Sayin' baby lemme take you home
I'm not fucking you 'Less I'm drunk as you
See I want a ten but you're just a two
So let's keep it low keep it secret code
So everybody else don't have to know

That I'm fucked up now i'm fucked up now
I said I'm fucked up now i'm fucked up now
She don't look ugly now
'Cause I'm fucked up now
That might sound fucked up now oh well

I'm not fucking you 'Less I'm drunk as you
That way I won't know why i woke up with you
Need to find a girl that'll do me here
Ain't performing 'night got no groupies here
Cause I ain't famous yet but I will be soon
If you come with me then you will be too
How many songs do I need
Before I finally get? Who knows? Who knows?
I'm not fucking you 'Less I'm drunk as you
Mr bartender better bring his too
And keep my glass full to the tippy top
'Till this girl right here
Looks like Megan Fox

Yeah I'm fucked up now i'm fucked up now
I said I'm fucked up now i'm fucked up now
She don't look ugly now
'Cause I'm fucked up now
That might sound fucked up now oh well

And keep my autotune on my autotune on
Keep my autotune on my autotune on
Don't turn that shit off
'Cause I sound like shit
Don't turn that shit off
Man, what'd I just say damn