I wanted to stop
But I could not stop it
I just can't turn it off
But what if I throw my phone into a big dark hole?
Way to go Mike, I'd say
And what if I can't put down the casio?
Does that make me a silly guy?

I don't want to be silly
I don't want to be frilly
I don't want to be nifty
I don't want to be fifty
I don't want to be thirty
I don't want to hurry
I don't want to be silly
I don't want it to kill me
I just want to be pure for an hour