Bartender put a little whiskey in my water
Looks like it's going to be another all nighter
Hope that barrel ain't got no bottom

Going to keep drinking as long as you got them
I been working all week out in the heat
I got a cotton mouth I need to drown out

Dehydration leads to a lot of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
This inebriation sure is going to hurt me
But every now and then you just get a little thirsty

Little Miss Prissy's sipping martinis
Boys on the bar stools shooting down whiskey
Cowboy's chugging on an ice cold beer
The country boys got a jar of something clear
Some girl and her mom got a Jaager Bomb
They just dropped it on me now I can't see

Dehydration leads to a lot of libation
Gets you good vibrations, starts up a celebration
This inebriation sure is going to hurt me
But every now and then you just get a little thirsty