If it's a Monday morning at 7am
I'll be sitting at the same red light
Tuesday's more of the same damn thing
Workin' that 9-5
If you're an ex-girlfriend, the IRS
Or my mama lookin' for me
On a Friday night I ain't hard to find
You know where I'll be

You can find me in a bar, on a stool
With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew
Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon
You can find me with a drink in my hand
In a honky-tonk with a country band
And if I ever go missin' you won't have to look too far
You can find me in a bar, alright

If it's a Sunday morning, 11am
I'll be sittin' in the last row pew
Listenin' to the word like I ain't hungover
Preacher man knows the truth
If I ain't at work, the Baptist church
And there's a family emergency
My doors are all locked, and the lights are off
There's only one place I might be
You can find me in a bar, on a stool
With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew
Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon
You can find me with a drink in my hand
In a honky-tonk with a country band
And if I ever go missin' you won't have to look too far
You can find me in a bar

You can find me in a bar, on a stool
With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew
Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon
You can find me with a drink in my hand
In a honky-tonk with a country band
And if I ever go missin' you won't have to look too far
You can find me in a bar
You can find me in a bar