I'm in the nosebleeds of your affection
You don't wanna know me
Least that's the impression
I got from your homies
 I don't even say that
I still use your slang, babe
It tastes just like payback
That you think it's justice that I'm on
A knife's edge now you're making up shit
I think that it's priceless
Look how the shoe flipped
I thought you were the nicest
Of all of your lies, babe
That was the whitest

And this one goes out to the guy in the back
You said you wanted a song
I'm aware this is not what you meant
You said you wanted a song
I'm aware this is not what you meant
I'm aware you regret that you said
"Baby, write me a song like
The girls in the cults"
Now it's out, you don't like how you sound?
Not my fault 'Cause you wanted a song
And I'm aware this is not what you meant

You're playing the victim
That's always your first card
Tiny-violin-ing your way into her arms
All the girls you call endgame
You're an honorary Mormon
If hell is a real place
Hope they make you the doorman

And this one goes out to the guy in the back

Well, you said you wanted a song
I'm aware this is not what you meant
When you said you wanted a song
I'm aware this is not what you meant
I'm aware you regret that you said
"Baby, write me a song like
The girls from the cults"
Now it's out, you don't like how you sound?
Not my fault 'Cause you wanted a song
I'm aware this is not what you meant
No way, no way, no way
No way that we're ever gonna be friends now
Oh well, I never was understated
No way that we're ever gonna be friends now
Fuck that, being your friend's overrated
No way that we're ever gonna be friends now
Well, put your hand up if you're friends
With your ex and you hate it
No way that we're ever gonna be friends now
Fuck that, baby, you're so overrated

Well, you said you wanted a song
I'm aware this is not what you meant
You said you wanted a song
Well, I'm aware this is not what you meant
I'm aware you regret that you said
"Baby, write me a song like
The girls from the cults"
Now it's out, you don't like how you sound?
Not my fault 'Cause you wanted a song
Well, I'm aware this is not what you meant
You said you wanted a song
My bad, was this not what you meant?