It was a dark depressing party until she came into the room
She wore a neon-colored vinyl skirt that brightened up my view
There was a mutual attraction in a woman and a man
But it was me who had the growing situation on his hands

So I just stood there in the middle there, yeah
She moved a little closer, I felt my blood begin to rise
I saw that she was coming over by that look inside her eyes
So I just stood there in the middle there, yeah
I just stood there in the middle there

I just stood there in the middle, wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up arising thoughts of times to come and future plans
And all the while she stood there, staring, baring down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see

So I cursed at mother nature for making me look like such a jerk
I thought of sticks and bricks and pushing pins but nothing seemed to work
Then with the prettiest of smiles she walked up and said "hello"
Then I watched her as her eyes gazed down on me below
I just stood there in the middle there, yeah
I just stood there in the middle there

I just stood there in the middle, wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up arising thoughts of times to come and future plans
And all the while she stood there, staring, baring down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see

I just stood there in the middle, wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up arising thoughts of times to come and future plans
And all the while she stood there, staring, baring down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see

I just stood there in the middle, wondering where I should put my hands
To cover up arising thoughts of times to come and future plans
And all the while she stood there, staring, baring down on everything
While I just stood there wondering what she could see

Yeah, I stood there in the middle there...