Uncle Joe with his wooden leg,
Doin' [says] the mooche while he sets the peg.
Because it feels so good, ah, it [you] feels so good,
I think I'm goin' crazy, ‘cause it feels so good.

Says the old drake to the big fat duck,
Come on honey, let's try our luck.
‘Cause it feels so good, ah, it feels so good,
Yeah, I loves to quack quack, ‘cause [and] it feels so good.

Peep through the keyhole, what did I see?
Old man Nasty with a stingaree.
Groanin' [because] it feels so good, ah, it feels so good,
Wringin' and twistin', ‘cause it feels so good.

Rabbit in the briar patch, possum up the tree,
Rabbit says come on make whoopee with me,
‘Cause it feels so good, ah, it feels so good,
We'll [can] have a good time, ‘cause it feels so good.

Old man ain't got no sense no how,
Always runnin' round yellin,' oh cow.
‘Cause it feels so good, ah, it feels so good,
Honey it ain't no bull, ‘cause it feels so good.

Heard a bedbug says to a flea,
If you like it let me know it ‘cause I'm goin' to tea.
‘Cause it feels so good, ah, it feels so good,
Everybody loves it, ‘cause it feels so good.