You're such an asshole
You think you know how to be a man
But I can do it better than you can
(I can do it better than he can)
Why does he
Wanna take me out
But with you it's like pulling teeth
Woe is me

You gotta be so blind
I'm right by your side
But he's more worth my time
You wouldn't know
That I talk you up
But I'm so fucked

My favorite singer wants me
But you play with your guitar
Like my feelings
I'm not gon' make it too far

My favorite singer wants me
But with you I feel the spark
Yeah, it's disgusting
I think I'm gonna throw up, fuck

You're such a wanna be
It's so cute how you thought you'd get into the party
Without me

I wanna double dare you
To double down
But he might get me first
You wouldn't care
But I wish you would
(I wish you would)

My favorite singer wants me
But you play with your guitar
Like my feelings
I'm not gon' make it too far

My favorite singer wants me
But with you I feel the spark
Yeah, it's disgusting
I think I'm gonna throw up, fuck

My favorite singer wants me
He's in a band
They're kinda big (yeah, you might know them)
So what am I gonna do?
Maybe? Maybe!

My favorite singer wants me
But you play with your guitar
Like my feelings (fuck my feelings)
I'm not gon' make it too far

My favorite singer wants me
But with you I feel the spark
Yeah, it's disgusting (disgusting)
I think I'm gonna throw up

Fuck my feelings
They're disgusting

My favorite singer wants me
But with you I feel the spark
Yeah, it's disgusting
(I think I'm actually gonna throw up)