I got a unicorn in my hand, it's got a big ol' butt hole and a rainbow ball
Josh is next to me, he's making me lay bars, also a fidget spinner
I love America
Toby's back there, he's got big ol' hair on his feet
Yeah, that's right
Metal pipe sound in the background, it's gonna make a sound now
That would have been really cool, I guess we'll have to wait some more
Uh, Zack, yeah, he owns the house
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
24-7, 3-6-5, I got fidgets on my mind
Brain rot is all I feel
They got me here making this rap, I don't know what's going on
But it's pretty crap
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
Uh, yeah, pee and stuff
I gotta go wee in the kitchen
But wait, why the kitchen?
That's freaking weird, dude
I'm drinking my beer, it's on the glass table
I'm almost fully able to get wasted tonight
But I still gotta pee in the kitchen
Oh wait, I don't wanna do that, that's kinda weird
But I got my vodka in my hand
It tastes really watery
'Cause that's all I can drink
'Cause it's got less calories
Mmm, yeah, Zack's fidgeting with the fidget spinner
He's a real winner
He owns the house
But I still got a lot of beer though
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
Yeah
I, I own this house, yeah
I'm playing cat and mouse
Uh, I, Jaden peeing in the kitchen, that's interesting
Something, yeah
Adverb, pronoun
Josh's fidgeting
Matt vibing
Uh huh, uh huh
Toby something
Kitchen sink
Metal pipe
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
Sitting here on the couch, drinking a Coor's Light
But Zack's got a Blue Moon
Oh no, it's been too soon
Cody walked into the room
And then he said, I'm looming over this
Because he doesn't give a fuck
So Toby takes out the fucking stupid unicorn bitch
And it farted and it's a rainbow
It's kind of cool though, because it's a rainbow
And it's cool though, the rainbow
Oh no, I'm stuck in a loop, bro
Oh, that was crazy
Don't you know, you can just get out of an issue
By, by assessing the situation
And making an informed decision about what to do
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
Yo,
I ain't no crapper
I am the ra- wait, uh, fuck
Yeah
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
Yeah, my name's Grace
Here to represent the women
Sitting in a dark room thinking
What's with all the pee
What's with the metal pipe
There's balls on the table, balls on the table
Next to empty containers, empty containers
What's with all the pee, and metal, and the pipes
I really have to pee
It hurts really bad
Please help me
I have to pee really bad
Balls on the table, balls on the table, balls on the table, balls on the table, balls on
the table, balls on the table, balls on the table