If the Iranian hostage crisis happened when I was alive
Every single one of them motherfuckers would survive
Born 25 years too late
Had to nerf my conception, would have been too great
Jimmy Carter should have worked harder
That's why he ain't get the vote from my grandfather
Your cowardice is way too overlooked
If I was in the Office I would have fucking cooked
I would have been like "bitch, stop that"
And they would have seen that my ass was fat
They would have been like "oh shit" then stopped
Cause they foreseen the boom if my ass were dropped
And they would send back the Americans
Then I'd go over there and spark a joint with them
Thank you Carter for showing your small ass clit
We all know the 39th should belong to the SKiT

Bitch, I'm goated
You can't stop what's always flowing
There will always be a drop that's showing
You pussies don't know but
Bitch, I'm goated
I'm the immovable object and unstoppable force
I tear all of your land down and make a golf course
Bitch I'm, goated

If I was Ronald Reagan
I'd just kill myself
But I would end the Cold War by my accumulative wealth
I would have shown those fucking commies my whole ass stack
And they would go "fuck" and they would switch back
And then whoever ruled Russia would shit on the spot
Then I'd turn their whole country into a parking lot
And paint the lines red, white, and blue
And fuck your bitch in every spot there too
But luckily, I'm my own damnself
I wouldn't want to be anybody else
Cause y'all a bunch of bitches, y'all a bunch of cucks
I call your mom "everybody" cause how much she sucks
Get some sloppy toppy from a bitch for seven bucks
I'm the modern Ebola, bitch watch how I pull up
Use coke without da cola, watch my testies swole up
Then I smoke a doobie with a fruit roll up
Then I drink some water straight from a cup
Then I go refill that bitch back up

Bitch, y'all know I'm goated
You can't stop what's always flowing
There will always be a drop that's showing
You pussies don't know but
Bitch, I'm goated
I'm the immovable object and unstoppable force
I tear all of your land down and make a golf course
Bitch I'm, goated
Bitch I'm golden
Bitch I'm bowling
Bitch I'm Bolen