When I fish, I like to pull them out of water and watch them suffocate
When I fish, I put them 'round my dick and masturbate
When I fish, I use my own smegma as bait
When I fish, them gills lubricate
When I fish bitch, uh
Kiss those fishy lips, mwuh
Piranhas on my nip tips, luh
Put a fish inside my bussy, pluh
Met a fish and it went glub, pluh

I'm the biggest number one fish fucker
Get a fish to puffer and pucker
Fertilize them eggs then I eat 'em
I treat my fish like my wife, I beat 'em
I drowned my daughter in a lake
Now she's the one I use for bait
Bitch I fish, bitch they wish
Fish wish they kiss my dick tip

Move bitch, get out the way
I'm fucking gay, back to the bay
Yesterday I tried to fuck a stingray
I was like yay, it was like
I fucked a jellyfish and it stung my dick
Plan went perfect, time to find a goth chick
And one day I will fuck SpongeBob
Get Mr. Krabs to give me a claw job
Get Mr. Krabs to give me money
Go outside and spend that money
Love to spend me a couple dollars
I went and bought me a dog collar
I could have bought a new fishing rod
But the rod I use is my penis

I'm the biggest number one fish fucker
Get a fish to puffer and pucker
Fertilize them eggs then I eat 'em
I treat my fish like my wife, I beat 'em
I drowned my daughter in a lake
Her body washed ashore from a wake
Bitch I fish, bitch they wish
Fish wish they kiss my dick tip
Mr. Squidward, Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward, Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward, Mr. Squidward
Mr. Squidward, Mr. Squidward