At least i never had any delusions of grandeur

i’m not young
and i’m not old
i’ve got youth
and i’ve got soul
i’ll buy a ferrari
covered in gold
i’ll get a harley
to fill that void

i’ll wear a dress
i’ll paint my nails red
i’m not so concerned
with who i take to bed
i’ll dance to marvin
i’ll dance to frank
i’m being honest
what do you think?

it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?

i’ve got a number
inside my head
a specific amount
i’ll leave when i’m dead
i’ll give you a hint
it rhymes with hero
you can’t take it with you
so, fuck your ego

i said ill quit when i’m 30
as i lit a zoot
nothing to live for
in my hearse i ‘m good in a suit

i’ll drink a twelve pack
i’ll text my ex
i’m problematic
yeah i’m a mess

it’s a mid life crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?

figure it out, kid
look in the mirror with your chest
you’re not fucking helpless
(six feet under, i have to wonder)

it’s really pathetic
they’ll try to tell you who you are
don’t be so neurotic
(six feet under, I have to wonder)

don’t you wanna be happy?
‘cuz that’s all that really matters to me
you’re not fucking dead yet
(six feet under, i have to wonder)

it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life time crisis
what did you expect?
it’s a mid life