The Guidance Center
Bring your troubles and cares to us
And let us help you through a difficult time
We have your wellbeing at highest priority
And we here at the Center
Will do whatever it takes to end your worries
So you can start your new happy life
If you like what you hear, please give us a call
Your happiness is very important to us

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At the Guidance Center, we're here for you

Dear Client
Your happiness is important to us
We ensure your wellbeing and promise immediate bliss
Here at the Guidance Center
Should your stay here at the Center not be satisfactory
Please contact staff or management
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You are very important to us