Dad, have you ever been in Jail?
Dad, have you ever been swallowed by whale?
Can I stay up and watch TV?
Then will you read a spooky story to me

I don't know
I don't know
Ask your Mom before she goes
Cause I don't know

Dad, have you ever had a job?
Dad, did you ever have to join the mob?
How do you know when you're in love?
Cause there's this boy that I've been thinking of

I don't know
I don't know
Ask your Mom before she goes
Cause I don't know

It's Girls Night Out
Your brother's asleep
It's just you and me kid
So don't get too deep
I always be here
To pay a few bills
But you mom has the answers
And I never will

Dad would rather be a dog
Or you would rather be giant frog
Why don't you and Mom ever kiss?
I got a million other questions like this this

I don't know
I don't know
Ask your Mom before she goes
Cause I don't know

I was a kid once
Curious like you
No matter how much I asked
My dad never knew
I'm just like my father
Ain't it that how it goes
I wish you're just/You'll be just like your mother
And your Mom always knows

Dad, is it over when we die
Or do we live on like the stars in the sky
Are you too old to be a Dad?
What's the best Ice Cream you've ever had?

I don't know
I don't know
Ask your Mom before she goes
Cause I don't know