I think I'd be happy
if I wrote a number 1 song
But what if I'm wrong?
What if I'm wrong?

One look at my family
and I know that I belong
But what if I'm wrong?
What if I'm wrong?

What if everything I touched turned to gold?
And my lack of self esteem turned out to be a cold
It was me versus me all along
A one man game of ping pong
What if I'm wrong?

My wife tells me I look good in a thong
But what if she's wrong?
She's probably wrong
Everybody's happy, clappin and they're singing along
But the words are all wrong?

The words are all wrong
People say life has way working out
But people they got no idea what their talking
They get the words wrong
To my number one song
What If I'm wrong?

If my midlife crisis wakes me up every night
Am I all right?
Or is something wrong?
And if my inner voice and I get into a fight
Is the inner voice right?
Or is the voice wrong?

Is the person that I am who I'm supposed to be
Or is there someone hiding deep inside of me?
Somebody strong
Big as King kong
What's taking so long?
Somebody give me gong
What if I'm wrong?"