I worked hard I got promotion
Became the top salesman in the firm
I was away week in and week out
(Too tired for me, Too tired for me
Too tired for me when you got back)
You got tired of seeing me fall asleep
While you laid awake next to me
(I will keep the furniture but leave you with the French au pair
I will I will I will I will I will I will keep keep keep keep cocktail cabinet but leave you with the French au pair I will I will I will I will I will)
Leave me with the French au pair

French au pair yeah yeah
French au pair oh no

Now I realise you've been lonely
Living in our house in Milton Keynes
And if you ever want me back again
I'll treat you like a man really should

(I will keep the furniture but
leave you with the French au pair
I will keep the flip-flop bin but
leave you with the French au pair
I will I will I will I will
I will leave you with the, I will leave you with the, I will leave you with the, leave you with the, leave you with the, I will I will I will I will
I will leave you with the, I will leave you with the, I will leave you with the, leave you with the, leave you with the
I will leave you with the French au pair
I will keep
I will keep
I will, I will
The photo album, the photo album, but leave you with the French au pair)

French au pair yeah yeah
French au pair oh no
French au pair yeah yeah
French au pair oh no
French au pair oh no

French au pair oh no

Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh