Hey Joe they call you Joe
The chicks call you Joe
Are ya' lookin' for a good-time

Hey Joe they call you Joe
The chicks call you Joe
Take 'em up to your air-conditioned no-tell room
Big thing goin' in your no-tell room
Party all night in your no-tell room

Hey Joe they call you Joe
The kids call you Joe
With your candy and your toy gun

Hey Joe they call you Joe
The kids call you Joe
Take 'em up to your air-conditioned no-tell room
Big thing goin' in your no-tell room
War game playin' in your no-tell room

You are fighting for democracy
You're a keeper of the peace
And you're doin' it for national security
In your no-tell room

Hey Joe don't go
You my bro you my hero
You immune to radiation

Drop bombs in my bay
A little toxin everyday
Won't hurt if we stay in a no-tell room

We been workin' so hard
We need that no-tell room
Sure could use some time
In that no-tell room

You are fighting for democracy
You are keeper of the peace
And you're doing it for national security
In a no-tell room

Yeah we are fighting for democracy
We are keeping up the peace
We are going for some rest & recreation
In a no-tell room