Ah hem
Howdy boys
Lemme introduce you to the
Lone Ranger - come to battle all strangers
Close ranger - give'em pressure - pro pain ya
Closed anger - flow over whole ranger
Soul in danger - who can save ya
No one, cuz he's a Daedra
Battle mage - staff in his hand he tends to
Handle rage - to the best that he can until he
Smacks the page - with a pen in his hand just to
Demonstrate - to the best that he can he's
Straight from the depths, OT on these keys
Better watch ya breath, need a whole room when he sneeze
And I know I kept - you awaited with bated breath
Better back ya step, flow nasty Steph with strep
Why go step to step... when we know you won't go toe to toe
It's all good, we all talked - you suck bro
The conversation? Sorry that you weren't partaking
How far did y'make it? Finally get up out the basement
Wow that amazin! I can't believe you found complacence
The rhymes I'm makin' - harder than the pound your takin
Money chasin' - like new lawyers on new cases
Here's my statement: if you got no placement - stay the fuck up out my way then
So it's easier for me to breath
If I knew it made me rap better I'd remove my teeth
Shoutout to my team that's The88's, Spooky Season
Got this in the bag - all we gotta do is rake the leaves
We need Febreze - all y'all bodies reek
We in the lead - watch out for the stampede
I ain't done, I beat the beat up on repeat
Kick my feet up - keep my finger on delete
Like the hype to this beat, dropped out - GED
Whistle blowing in these streets, damn you a referee
Catch an elbow drop from the top mezzanine
I ain't Pennywise but imma penny fiend
Now you know what I mean let me tell you the story
Of the one and only
Lone Ranger - comes to battle all strangers
Close ranger - give'em pressure - pro pain ya
Closed anger - flow over whole ranger
Soul in danger - who can save ya
No one, cuz he's a Daedra
Battle mage - staff in his hand he tends to
Handle rage - to the best that he can until he
Smacks the page - with a pen in his hand just to
Demonstrate - to the best that he can
That I am who I am, I don't care who I offend
Enemies everywhere - wanting me to make amends
Are you FUCK-ing kidding - you pussies get a grip
If you can not stand me - then I think you should sit
Now I gotta get back to having fun with this shit
Cuz I told you that I'm stupid with it
Not stopping till I got a mansion with a coup up in it
Wouldn't help starving children if I had like 2 bajillion
Told you from the start motherfucker I'm a super villain - huh
Spill the tea, now I'm Tommy Innit
Time to hit the front page holy shit its finally printed
Yeah I guess its time we finished,
All my bars like a roundhouse kick
If you stick around then you'll finally get it - huh
Running on this beat like a bunny, everybody get to jumpin
God damn this shit bumpin, God damn this shit jumpin
God damn I'm Gungin like me-sa sorry
Slice you up like pizza at a party
Train with Splinter, hold my own in fights
Right now I'm with Leo, Don, Raf & Mike
You can call me Sam Fisher, cuz I see without light
And I squeeze into those places that are oh so tight yeah
Fat guy little coat call me Chris Farley
Imma narcissistic call me Playboy Carti
Apologies, what I bite is quite gnarly
But I treat myself, I don't ever beg for a pardon
That's a joke on a dog if you don't get it
Rhymes tight like they're still stuck inside a fitted
Of course all my rhymes are extra fine gritted
But through the hands of time the sand's still slippin
With a Six shooter, split Six tulips and
Six knives to ya Ceasar salad, bitch I'm Brutus
Maybe Judas, like ya got cooties, back away booties
Lets do this, lemme show ya who truly be the
Flow manipulator, word rearranger
Top of your grave: I pop the percolator
Know that you're dead, how come you're not grateful?
No one visits bruh I'm doing you a favor
Bullets get around that's perfect circulation
This one right here - special engraving
Signed: Sayonara - ha - smell ya later
JMC aka: The Lone Ranger