The meenister, the dominie and Ebenezer
Law
Straidled to a public house and had a dram
or twa,
When they wambled oot again
They gaupit for the sün:
Said the meenister to the dominie:
It looks gey like the müne.'
Said the dominie to the meenister
Upglintin' wi' a glime:
I wud hae tell't ye süne eneuch
But I left mae specs at hame.'
Sae they joggl'd Ebenezer
And speer'd gin he was shair:
My friends,' said Ebenezer,
I can see naething there.'