I'm going to start eating dogs
Eat a couple of their limbs
I'm gonna start eating dogs
I want a bucket of deep fried dog wings

I could never touch a pig
They're too cute and too pink
But i could start eating dogs

I'm gonna start milking cats
And make products from the dairy
I have to start milking cats
I could never give up cat cheese

I could never touch a cow
They're just too friendly
Oh how do you milk them

I'm gonna kill your pet dog
Slit it's throat or something
Im gonna kill your pet dog
Don't worry, first I will stun it

And then I'll pop it in a sandwich
With some coleslaw
Yum yum yum
Oh yeah I'm gonna kill your dog and eat it
Let's start this tradition

I'm gonna force impregnate a fluffy bunny rabbit
The sort that you put in a hutch
I'm gonna eat the periods of the rabbits for breakfast
And kill all the boys I don't need them as much

I'm gonna force impregnate your pet cat
And milk till it's dry
And I'll tell you I want to put it in my coffee
If you ask for a reason why

Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog
Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog
Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog
Oh I'm gonna kill your pet dog