It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
Thats why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine

She wants to tell me where to go
Tell me what to do tell me what to eat
And how loud I can chew
She even wants to tell me
What thoughts I oughta think
It used to drive me crazy
Till it drove me to drink


It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
Thats why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine

Well shes such a pretty thing
You'd think shes heaven sent
She's the quarrelsome kind
Love's an argument she could yell all day
She can scream all night
I just sit there smiling as high as a kite

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
Thats why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine

This drinking buddy of mine
Said he met a girl said she was the meanest
Woman in the world i saw her pretty picture
I said man your poking fun
Then the day I met her i said pour me one

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
Thats why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine

You may look down your nose at me
Think I'm an old sorry son of a b
The only way I'm giving up
My drinking glass is if I can
Find a way to get her off my back

Your wife's on the phone

Little brown jug upon my lips
Your saving our love with every sip

It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
Thats why I drink all the time
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine

Every time I get sober
She drives me out of my mind
It takes a whole lot of liquor to like her
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up
I like her just fine
But when I'm liquored up hell I love her
Hey, Honey, i'm home