You woke up late this morning
With a train running through your head
Not knowing where you'd been
What you'd done or what you'd said
You could not remember
How you got to your bed
Or who it was who left you there
Wishing you you were dead
No matter how you try, you can't recall
It happens every time your lips meet alcohol
You got the rumnesia oh oh oh
Whatcha got, you got the rumnesia oh oh oh
All your friends they tell you
You were an animal last night
Dancing on the tables blowing up like dynamite
You had one drink, two drink, three drink, four drink, five drinks at a time
You ripped off all you clothes
And you led the conga line
What happened next you can't recall
It happens every time your lips meet alcohol
You got the rumnesia oh oh oh
Whatcha got, you got the rumnesia oh oh oh
Do you remember, you got the rumnesia oh oh oh
That's what you got, rumnesia oh oh oh

You got the rumnesia oh oh oh
You got the rumnesia
Take 2 of these and call me in the morning
You got the rumnesia oh oh oh
Whatcha got, you got the rumnesia oh oh oh
You got the rumnesia
You got the rumnesia
Don't forget to remember