He was only talking

Didn't mean to get in your way

Just watch him sulking

Steven said he'll have to pay



I know

It's been a long time

A year to be precise

You think they'd fall apart now

In fact they're not very nice

Only time will wear them

They're not a thing you'll choose

You could never repair them

We're talking Simon's shoes



I've drunk for England

I'm gonna have to have a lie down

I'll be all right in an hour or so

When my tent stops spinning around

It goes



I know

It's been a long time

A year to be precise

You think they'd fall apart now

In fact they're not very nice

Only time will wear them

They're not a thing you'll choose

You could never repair them

We're talking Simon's shoes



It's all a dream

I think I passed out

It's not what it seems

My head is dry but my feet are wet

See my portaloo sunset

Looking out through bleary eyes

See the man with the melon head

I'm looking up through starry skies



I know

It's been a long time

A year to be precise

You think they'd fall apart now

In fact they're not very nice

Only time will wear them

They're not a thing you'll choose

You could never repair them

We're talking Simon's shoes



Simon's shoes

Simon's shoes

Simon's shoes

Simon, Simon's shoes

Simon, Simon's shoes

Simon, Simon's shoes

Simon, Simon's shoes